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Fri, May. 23rd, 2008, 03:26 pm
keep it down

We're like the dead body that keeps attracting curiosity.

( ino, hinata, (asuma). theo. it's not a beach, it's a fucking desert. )
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Fri, May. 23rd, 2008, 03:12 pm
when we were cool, we were so cool

ALL HAIL JACKIE, WHO KICKS OUR ASSES IN EVERYTHING. -c.

( naruto, shikamaru, ino, (chouji.). misery loves company. )
( neji & hinata. honestly though neji would be a bad stalker. tbc. )
( naruto, hinata, shikamaru, ino. we're not too friendly 'round here. tbc. )
( kiba, kiba's sister, neji. nightswimming deserves a quiet night. )
( ino & tsunade. and god don't you just hate complicated sex lives? tbc. )
( kakashi & sasuke. who says kakashi isn't an arsonist, though. tbc. )
( ino, temari, kankurou, shikamaru. it's like second hand domestic abuse. )
( kakashi & sasuke. fuck that survivor's guilt. tbc. )
( shikamaru, temari, ino, (chouji). someone had to have sex with shikamaru eventually. )
( kakashi & sasuke. just go to hell. tbc. )
( shikamaru, temari, (neji). naruto says they're a little fey. tbc? )
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Sat, Oct. 15th, 2005, 11:41 pm

if this seems rushed, it's because I have papers to write. regardless, a likely continuation of this.


( neji, kiba: jackie: kabuto's out for the night- not as sexy as you might think. )
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Fri, Aug. 12th, 2005, 03:25 pm
THIS IS THEO, JACKIE WAS TOO LAZY TO POST

ADULT SERIES aaaah, I wrote so much beached_in based fic once and never even linked you guys to it. [info]lesstraveled saw it but I can't be sure :-? so. herebe all the shit I wrote. Plus some Jackie goods.

Wow, this turned out to be really fucking long, jackie. You owe me that Temari&Ino drabble.

( lee & sakura: jackie: temari was hit by a riptide and she wasn't requested for this drabble )
( 1: hayate: theo: hayate stole lee's guitar )
( 2: asuma & jiraiya: theo: misogynists ahoy! )
( 3: hayate & a bit of anko: theo: introducing The Bar )
( 4: asuma & ino (bonus track: jiraiya & tsunade): theo: in which there is dick handling outdoors )
( kabuto and neji: jackie: i know neji is asleep again but in the series he's always spinning like a fucking tornado )
( neji, kabuto and hinata: jackie: kabuto meets hinata )
( 1: naruto, sakura, ino and shikamaru: jackie: naruto leaps off the roof )
( 2: asuma: theo: asuma finds naruto in the beach )
( 3: naruto: theo: naruto smokes a bong and meets Jiraiya )
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Tue, Jun. 21st, 2005, 04:43 pm

( shikamaru, sand&ino: jackie: Shikamaru and everyone he ever met. )
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Fri, Apr. 8th, 2005, 11:10 pm

:// fanwork, not canon by any means. Basically and hopelessly a prequel to this work of brilliance by Bri.


( sasuke, sakura and kakashi: jackie: i apologize in advance )
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Sat, Mar. 5th, 2005, 02:11 pm

We have so many guest writers~ <3

( rock lee and gai: theo: in which as usual, nothing goes lee's way. )

( shikamaru and naruto: jackie: in which everyone smokes. )
Current Mood: happy
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Sat, Feb. 12th, 2005, 06:10 pm

Re-reading everything in a prep for [info]30_kisses and because Cathy demanded it:

( kimimaro and kakashi: bing: sasuke is a voyeur, kakashi is a bastard, and OMG I JUST WROTE PORN. )
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Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004, 06:06 pm

( kimimaro & haku: matt: i think akamaru cost less to feed. )
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Fri, Nov. 5th, 2004, 05:30 pm
affectionately titled: WHOTHEFUCKISOROCHIMARUANYWAY?

( gaara & kimimaro: cathy: continuation of ac's last one. suspicious overuse of the word 'fuck'. gaara wants ____ )
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Thu, Oct. 28th, 2004, 03:41 pm

( kabuto & gaara: ac: kiba's only not late when he doesn't show up )
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Fri, Jul. 16th, 2004, 04:08 pm

BECAUSE THEY MADE ME.

( kimimaro, gaara, one sentence of kiba. au for au, or rather, backstory. (susan.) )
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Sun, Apr. 25th, 2004, 04:19 pm

( sasuke & kakashi 6: 'bri: in which kakashi continues to ask stupid rhetorical questions, and his confusion is, apparently, contagious. )
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Sun, Apr. 25th, 2004, 12:23 am

( kiba, neji, kabuto 3: cathy: kiba please don't drink. )
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Sun, Apr. 11th, 2004, 08:57 pm

( kiba, neji, kabuto: 'bri: all about the puppy love )
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Sat, Apr. 10th, 2004, 04:18 pm

( neji and kabuto 1: 'bri: because even in this universe, kabuto still likes breaking and entering. )
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Wed, Mar. 24th, 2004, 11:44 am

( naruto and shikamaru 1: niche: naruto and shikamaru are drunk bums )
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Mon, Mar. 22nd, 2004, 08:32 pm

( gaara and kimimaro 15, sasuke and kakashi 5: cathy: kimimaro vists kakashi's store )
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Sun, Mar. 21st, 2004, 07:14 pm

( neji and kimimaro 14: bing: kimimaro is so out of neji's league )
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Sun, Mar. 21st, 2004, 02:36 pm

( gaara and kimimaro 13: cathy: when gaara's guitar gets fixed )
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